For the life of me I will never understand why my parents insist on the fact that the garbage men cannot pick up a garbage bag weighing more than thirty pounds. They refuse to let me put most of my garbage out on the curb. They actually want me to go through the bags of garbage and divide them into smaller bags!! So they basically sit there because I refuse too. SO today my mother resolves that the one year old garbage bags on the side of the house MUST be taken care of. Now if I can haul the garbage to the fucking curb then why is it too heavy for the damn garbage men. Are the garbage men 7 year old girls??? They are garbage men!! If they did not want to pick up heavy shit they should be in an office. Come on. So my fat asthmatic ass has to go dig through all this musty ass decomposing bullshit because as usual my parents have this skewed concept on reality. They are severely insane. I mean this is almost as retarded as the time the crazy bitch I call mom would not let me dump the fish tank water into the street because she said it would run down the street past the houses and neighbors would complain. So instead I had to let this water evaporate and decompose until the whole house smelled like a swamp. This is the insanity that is the parental logic that I have been raised with. So I ask you...is it any wonder I am off to such a slow start in life???
Fucking nut jobs I have for parents!!!