A word of advice...don't ever eat dinner while watching Cold Case Files. Back in the day I would be able to watch any gore flick while eating spaghetti and meatballs....but for some reason eating a tuna salad while viewing pictures of a decayed remains was a real challenge.

My mother comes in to my apartment before.
"I paid 6 dollars for this gift bag but it smells funny, do you want it?"
"you have a gift bag that smelled too funny to give to someone but you think I might want this smelly bag to give to someone....do you think everyone I know is without nasal passages?? No, I don't want your smelly six dollar gift bag"