Today on my lunch run for the office was almost hit by some idiot. He was racing out of the porno place that sits halfway down the block. He did not even see my truck moving down the road(I am trying so hard not to type coming down the road for obvious reasons). He just blindly darts into the road. I guess it's true what they say...it does make you go blind. You'll get the joke in a second. LOL

I love owning two huge dogs. A few minutes ago those idiots selling crap out of their bins rang the bell. They quickly picked the bins up again and hauled ass to the next house when they heard the two Newfs bellowing on the other side of the door. Duncan howls...he does not bark...he also jumps on the door...it scares the crap out of me everytime I try to open the door when I come home. I can only imagine what some hapless idiot who does not live here thinks when they hear bellowing and see the door rattle from the weight of a 140 lb puppy. I hope there is an extra pair of pants in those bins.