Holy Crap!! Has any one seen my Sunday??
LOL. Lotus woke me up at like 8 am. At 11 I went back to bed. My mom woke me up to give me a candy bar wrapped in this pink wrapper with the words "Grace" written on it. I was half asleep and still a little hung over while she explained some BS about her church and this stupid chocolate festival(so that's how they recruit the women!!) and how she is giving me a candy bar for no reason, the same way god gives us Grace for know reason.
So I put half of the God chocolate on my altar for the goddess to sweeten some situations.
Ugh...two nights of drinking has totally taken its toll on me today. But it was worth it because both nights the company and surroundings were spot on awesome! I'll take the Sunday nausea and lethargy. After the god chocolate...I cleaned the apartment. OMG....I really let things go the past few weeks. I had to redirect my focus on other things and the apartment just went to hell. Lo is getting her summer coat so she is still shedding...how much hair can come off a 20 lb dog? Its like tumbleweeds rolling throughout the house. I'm waiting for Clint Eastwood to come strutting out of the bathroom. I actually had to take the flea comb and brush up the excess hair off the rug before vacumming...no I was not using the comb to check for fleas in the rug...the teeth are very fine and close together so it picks up a ton of hair off the rug.
Then I stress ate a whole pot of Mac and Cheese....ewwwww. Then I watched the Ranger game, crapped out during the first overtime period but woke up to see them win. I totally have a crush on the Ranger Goalie Henrick Lundquist. He's an amazing goalie...and Scandanavian...hmmmmm Scandanavia. Some of you are laughing.."Look at Skadi going for the short hair guys lately...what gives?" Wish I knew.
There is a book I read recently that I think everyone should get a hold of and read. Gavin De Becker's The Gift of Fear. It is essential that women read this book. I have found it very enlightening and empowering.

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Ugh. I am so ghetto. I'm waiting for my mom to get home from work because I have no food. I was supposed to go grocery shopping after work but I decided laundry was more of a priority after having to squeeze into low rise pants all day. Ugh.
I decided to start frequenting the dog park near by. I figure its a great place to pick up guys. You can see first hand how they treat their bitches...bu dumdum dum

Hell yeah I'm back on my soap box!!
I was flipping through channels this morning and came across Family Pet on News 12. Lo's vet hosts the show. Or should I say Lo's ex vet. He put that schmuck who owns Selmer's Pet Land on there to discuss pets. Selmer's Pet Land was one of the banes of my training existence. He is the first to have the Schip-tzu...part Schipperke part Shih-Tzu...but I like to call it the Chupacabra because they took two breeds who can care less if their owners live or die as long as there is kibble or ample access to your corpse for food. Aside from that, a girl who used to work there told me they pass off the sick dogs as having "allergies", which just makes it more obvious they think you are an asshole because dogs with excessive allergies usually indicate over breeding. I expect the pet store owner to be an asshole but Greenfield (or Greendick as my ex had so correctly named him when the Dr. accused me of leaving Lotus in the crate to long giving her a bladder infection)should know better. Maybe he is just greedy and the puppy mill's onslaught of sick dogs are putting his kids through college. Anyhoo. I channeled my rage from the past few weeks and aimed it at these two men. Lotus and I are going to find a new vet. But not before I drop off some puppy mill literature to our ex vet's office.
Oh and on the show Selmer picks up a fluffy white puppy. "Oh an American Eskimo" I think to myself. Dr. Greendick says, "Samoyed?" Selmer had to correct him. How do you not know the difference when some little idiot like myself can tell the difference between the two dogs?
And on a side not...the puppy already had excessive tear staining which looked like someone tried to wipe off before the show. A puppy that young should not have tear staining at that young an age...but then again...it IS a mill dog. Anyway...here is the email.

I was a little disappointed to see Al Selmer on Family Pet. How a show dedicated to the health and well being of pets brings on a man who sells puppies in his store and aids in horrifying movement known as "designer dogs" is mind boggling. For a vet as well known as Greenfield to overlook what pet stores like Selmer's are doing to contribute to the puppy mill/back yard breeder industry its just appalling. Then again maybe it is in his best interest for people to keep buying mill dogs because then his patient base will increase with an endless assembly line of genetically sick dogs.
As for Al Selmer...he should be ashamed of himself for selling puppies. Any breeder who sells puppies to a pet store is NOT a reputable breeder. If neither Dr. Greenfield or Al Selmer know enough about the dangers of puppy mills and backyard breeders I suggest both men sit down and take a look at www.Stoppuppymills.org. It is unacceptable to act as though nothing is wrong with selling puppies in a pet store. Both men should be absolutely ashamed of themselves for contributing to such a horrible and abusive industry filled with over-breeding, behavior problems, and torture.
And rest assured I and many of my friends who USED to take our pets to Greenfield will do so no longer as it would appear that he really does not have the caring and/or knowledge about the breeding industry.

I just opened up a box of Trix....I had to shield my eyes. Were they always that brightly colored? Maybe I never noticed they were that bright because we were all forced to wear that day glo crap in the 80's thus the Trix were dull in comparison.
Do you know how cool this bowl of creal would look under a black light?
I don't think its the sugar in Trix that wakes the kids up....its the friggin' colors. People feed this to their children everyday? The kids must piss in a spectrum of color. I am hesitant to eat this....these colors are not natural!
I think all go slip this box into my parent's kitchen cabinet and steal off with their raisin bran.

Yeeeeee!!
Red Dawn is on AMC right now!
Wolverines!!!!!
Kick ass flick. Almost the whole brat pack is represented. Its just so 80's to have a pack of kids outwit a coalition of communist nations. Good times.

Here's a little trivia....the guy in Ferris Beuller who plays the parking attendent who takes the car for a joy ride.....he was the original drummer for Sonic Youth....ok, well I thought that was interesting. Sonic Youth rocks.
This sucks having a private blog. Its like being grounded but your friends stop by to talk to you through your window. It just amplifies the fact that you can't come out and play!
One day...my blog will be back for the world to view...to continue to anger Republicans and spread useless activist bullshit...One day!!! LOL
Who cares about all that....Red Dawn is on!! Blogitics later.

On Sunday or Saturday morning...don't ask me which because I could not believe today was Tuesday(past 7 days..thorough blur)...I had the extreme fortune of getting to watch Rebel Without a Cause. I used to have this movie on tape and would watch it over and over. I went through a phase where all I used to watch was AMC...when AMC actually showed mostly classic ol skool hollywood. During that phase I had become a major James Dean fan. When I stumbled upon Rebel for the first time in ages I could not help but watch. As cheesy as some parts of the movie are.....you can't help but to just get lost in the hotness that is James Dean. OMG....I forgot how adorable he is. All men should be made in the image of James Dean...come on god...of all the molds to break...you drop that one??? I'm thinking some certain omnipotent figure went above their own image on that one.

This just in.... just had 10 minutes of thought free peace for the first time in over a week. ::sigh::

I think we I think my co-trainer had this dog in one of his classes. This is typical of the assholes we had to teach. They pick these fluffy little fucks up on an impulse at a pet store and in the end they are like, "eeewwwwww this is hard work". No shit...its a living moving breathing thing asshole. Its not a fucking cactus plant. God I hate humans!! This poor dog thought everything was going smoothly and bam! her stupid inept clueless family drops her off at the shelter. Fuck them Maggie. The kicker is....they paid an insane amount of money for their designer dog and someone else just picked her up for a small adoption fee. Who's the asshole....the morons who originally dropped 1500 bucks for a dog they turned out not to want. Fuck em. Good luck Maggie. Its not your fault humans so fucking retarded...they play god with your breed, slave trader with your puppy mill, and impulsive with their materialism. Stupid bipeds.
Maggie

Don Ho died....
So basically in the waiting room in the after life is Anna Nicole Smith, The mighty Kurt Vonnegut, and Don Ho. Can you imagine the awkward stares at each other across the room?

Take this sceptics:

Gemini Horoscope
Stress builds throughout the day and even as you are making progress on one set of issues, another situation comes up. Unfortunately, this one may not be so easy to process. You might feel like you are trapped and there is no direct avenue to getting what you want. Whatever you do, rest assured that using force won't help your case. It's time for finesse and negotiation.

No shit Sherlock!!

Like my week could not get more fucked up...my favorite author Kurt Vonnegut died last night. He was the author of Slaughter House 5. All of his books were hysterical their honest satire or what we perceive as a normal world is simply brilliant. He mockery of the government was nothing short of clever genius. His writing was outlandish, controversial, and thought provoking. And I have some goth teenager I met at Icon so many years ago to thank for introducing me to the literature of such a genius author.
Its a damn shame Vonnegut left this planet...especially this week of all weeks...Et tu Kurt Vonnegut?

I was watching Detroit Rock City again. Lotus was walking through the living room and actually stopped, sat, and looked at the TV. She is so METAL!! If I had not believed in fate before Lotus I would certainly believe in it after her. How I got a pup like her was not just luck....it was fate. My life changed the day she pushed past her four brothers to be the first one out of the womb. We share impatience, wit, humor and devotion and apparently metal. LOL

I am finally watching that movie Detroit Rock City. Funniest movie I have seen in a while. It make me miss being a metal head in high school. Call me immature and childish but I still love me my METAL!! I don't think I will ever grow out of it. Sue me.

Yay. I got my StopPuppymills.com stuff. I handed my mom a bumper sticker. "No thanks...I don't want my car windows smashed in"
Hold the phone...weren't you a hippie. Didn't you participate in a walk out in HighSchool? Fucking poser. Yeah thats right...I called my mom a FUCKING POSER. She is!!
We suffered the heartbreak of owning a dog from the Sportsmen's Kennel out east....they are a high end mill. My mom was the one attacked by the dog.She had to get stiches in her face!! The whole family stood there and wept while we said goodbye to Maxx, as his lids grew heavy and closed forever. All that and she does not have the cajones to put a fucking bumper sticker against puppy mills on her car. Fucking poser. You would think having your face nearly torn off by the dog you love who was the victim of an over bred mother would make you want to do something about it. Wuss.

why meds cost so much

Not Cute.

Pet food recall keeps growing

First off...if you are feeding your dogs Alpo and Purina...you were never doing them any favors in the first place. I used to wince when people took those cans off the shelf. What they have in those cans is not much better than what they are finding now.

this is cute.

Candy Sushi